Tonight was the joint birthday party for my 1 year old and 4 year old nieces. I don't know how the 4 year old and I got on this topic, but here is a snippet from our conversation:
Me: What do you think God eats?
Her: Grass.
Me: Grass?
Her: Yes.
Me: Do you think God eats cake?
Her: No. God eats healthy stuff
So there you have it. Apparently God eats healthy stuff and cake isn't included in that list. But if you ask me, after creating the world and all exists, I would have chosen a nice piece of cake on the day I rested. I guess that's the difference between God and me. (And yes, that's the only difference.) :)
It will soon be four months since I graduated from seminary with a Master’s of Divinity, and I’m still unemployed. Okay, not really unemployed, just without an official call into ordained ministry. I had a phone interview that went well at the end of August, but the chair of the call committee called me this week and while they’re still considering me as a candidate, they won’t be able to give me any more definitive information until the week of October 10th. I’m fortunate that I’m still working at the seminary for 20 hours a week at three various jobs, and that I have a place to live with my brother and his family.
The last few weeks have been good because I haven’t had too much of a pity party for myself and lack of a call. After all, I know I will be busy and pulled in several directions once I start working in a congregation. I recently spoke with a friend this week who said she has meetings every night of the week and doesn’t see an end in sight. So, I’m grateful for having considerable free time and limited obligations. Well….I’m mostly grateful. I’m also frustrated. I’m also tired of having to repeat myself about why I don’t have a call and explaining the process of being called as a pastor is, shall we say…complicated.
Sometimes I wish I could blame the economy for the reason I don’t have a job, but that wouldn’t make sense considering the majority of my classmates already have calls. The feeling of being picked last for the kickball team is creeping up and pretty soon I feel like that game will start. And, everyone knows that it’s hard to jump into the game when you’re not selected as one of the starters.
I also don’t want people to have pity on me and try and give me consoling comments for my current state in this process. Maybe I should just start making things up. Yes, that’s it! I’m going to start with a whole bunch of one-liners as to why the Rocky Mountain Synod hasn’t found a call for me yet:
w Never put your best closer in the game first – you really do want to save the best for last. ;)
w There’s been an abundant crop of Colorado peaches and the entire Colorado labor force (including church workers) can think of nothing else besides harvesting delectable peaches.
w Congregations are dying and don’t need pastors anymore. (Sadly, this is actually true.)
w According to the highly reliable Mayan calendar, it’s not my turn yet to work as a pastor.
w Hell hasn’t frozen over yet.
I’m sure I’ve missed several more good explanations for why I’m temporarily living somewhere and working with temporary employment, so I’ll keep thinking about it. If you have any reasons for my current state in the call process you’d like to propose, just let me know.